Text Box: The intelligence level of a mule is directly correlated to it's level of uncooperativeness. FIRST THEORY OF NEW EQUIPMENT

Text Box: Always try out new equipment at home first, before using it in public.

BRAIN = BELLIGERENCE
Text Box: The amount of time it takes to load your mule is directly proportional to the importance of the event to which you are hauling! THE HEART BREAK OF HAULING
Text Box: How still your mule stands while being body clipped is in direct proportion to how close it is to show time. HAIR RAISING TALES
"EARS" TO TRAINERS

Text Box: BEWARE fast talking distributors of high-tech saddles who assure that their new saddle design makes croupers unnecessary, even for a mule. Text Box: Never trust a trainer who tells you, "Well, I've never trained a mule before, but aren't they just like horses?"

CROUPER CREDIBILITY
Text Box: You can't make a stall, arena, round pen, fence, etc., mule proof because mules will "proof" you wrong every time! FOOL PROOF!      MULE PROOF!
Text Box: When you find the "right" mule for you, it will always cost more than you budgeted for. MONEY TALKS
Text Box: If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong - in triplicate, especially at a show. THIRD TIME'S A CHARM

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